tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2484626660177622626.post796111101020932658..comments2024-03-27T19:54:34.479+00:00Comments on Falling On A Bruise: Bored Of The Royal WeddingFalling on a bruisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05518409624331248084noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2484626660177622626.post-74312227749167992292011-05-02T13:35:27.143+01:002011-05-02T13:35:27.143+01:00"holding a sumptuous wedding that will be see...<i>"holding a sumptuous wedding that will be seen by millions of starving people"</i><br /><br />I reckon these starving people should concentrate a little less on the wedding, and a little more on finding some food. It's no wonder their stomachs are rumbling, if they're so easily distracted by trivia.Cheezynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2484626660177622626.post-44518683423942816502011-04-27T17:00:50.370+01:002011-04-27T17:00:50.370+01:00Football, not soccer. Soccer is what Americans cal...Football, not soccer. Soccer is what Americans call it because they already have a game called football where big men in the maximum amount of padding jump on each other.Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2484626660177622626.post-72183868062189535412011-04-27T02:31:30.760+01:002011-04-27T02:31:30.760+01:00The Brits love four things: warm beer, soccer, the...The Brits love four things: warm beer, soccer, their Royals and wars. They can't get enough of them!<br /><br />Here they are, bombing the hell out of Libya, trying to stay in the European Champions League, holding a sumptuous wedding that will be seen by millions of starving people while, simultaneously and compulsively, drinking pints of lukewarm ale.<br /><br />God bless 'em!David Ghttp://www.dangerouscreation.comnoreply@blogger.com