September the 12th is not especially significant except in parts of Russia where the workers have been given a half day to go home and have sex.
Ulyanovsk has today declared a 'Day of Conception' and is giving couples time off from work to bonk each others brains out.
The idea is to raise Russia's population which has been dropped in recent times and as today is exactly 9 months away from Russia's National day on June 12th, it is time for the dimming of lights and some Barry Whiteski on the CD player.
As an added incentive to do the deed, everyone who has a baby in the local hospital on June 12th will win some kind of prize ranging from electronic goods to a car.
As the typical Russian workday is 8 hours long, and each couple has been given a half day to have sex, the greatest problem for most of the women could be what exactly to do for the other 3 hours and 55 minutes.
I would suggest training to be a midwife because they will be in great demand next June.
FunneeEE!!
ReplyDeleteAre they looking for volunteers? I have Barry White's greatest hits on my Ipod
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the timing for conception will not be right for most women seems to have been forgotten.
ReplyDeleteBut then whoever conceived the idea was not thinking. Instead of a half day off, why not just organize a series of blackouts?
Maybe they wanted the sex WITHOUT the looting this time.
ReplyDeleteBarry Whiteski is Polish.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Barry Whitesky.
Funny post!
I have a feeling that there was a world record attempt on female headaches in Russia yesterday.
ReplyDeleteBarry Whiteov?
More Music to pass those hours!
ReplyDeleteBronski beat,
Simply red,
Lenin Skynard (ouch)
Руки Вверх (who)
Rimski Corsettoff
Nights in white bearskin
nice blog:)
You forgot Geddy Lee's band - Rushia! :-)
ReplyDeleteVery good Monica, wish i had thought of some of them then i wouldn't of had to mangle Barry White's name.
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