It's All In The Jeans

There are many ways to tell in a crowd if someone is a right winger, they are usually the ones dribbling down their fronts and looking confused but apparently there is another way and it is all in the clothing.
The Wall Street Journal have found that in America, right wingers prefer Wrangler Jeans while lefties go for Levi's so i raided the local Shopping Mall to do some investigation.
First i tried on a pair of Wranglers and almost immediately i had the urge to exercise my second amendment rights and shoot someone so maybe there is something in this.
I tried reading the sign in the changing room but found that i couldn't comprehend any words with more than six letters and it took me a good two minutes to work out how the door worked to go outside the changing room and show my husband but the changing room attendant was a black lady so resisting the urge to racially abuse her, i played it safe and went back inside and changed into the Levi's.
Before i had finished buttoning up the fly i had the overriding urge to give free healthcare to everyone and create a fairer society for all so i took that as all the proof i needed.
I changed back into my skirt and decided that i will stick to my tried and trusted way of working out who is a right and left winger, if they show as much sense as two short planks of wood than they are a right winger and i should remember to talk slow to them in words of two syllables or less.