I'm An Idiot, Get Hancock Out Of Here

You all remember Matt Hancock right? He was the former health secretary who oversaw the UK having one of the highest death tolls in the world from Covid-19 and was then forced out of office after CCTV footage was leaked showing him kissing his closest aide, Gina Coladangelo, in his ministerial office, in breach of his own Covid rules on social distancing while simultaneously cheating on his wife. That's him, THAT Matt Hancock.
Well he is going into the Australian jungle as a contestant on 'I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here' which stretches the definition of 'Celebrity' to breaking point but knowing the British public, he will be automatically guaranteed to get covered in maggots, have spiders in his underwear and to eat a kangaroo’s genitals in every single bushtucker trial going, the other camp-mates must be pinching themselves at the luck of being in the camp in the same year of somewhere so hotly reviled.
Being covered in rats and lice is a fitting end for the man who spent the whole of 2020 and half of 2021 screwing things up while tens of thousands of people died needlessly on his watch but he has said that he is doing it to publicise his dyslexia campaign although when asked, most dyslexics thought he was a tucking fwat and happy that he'll be as far away as possible, literally the other side of the World.
The irony is that the eventual winner of I'm A Celebrity will be democratically elected by millions while the last Prime Minister was voted in by 202 MPs and the one before that 81,000 Party members.
Strange world when when we can elect the King or Queen of a reality show but are unable to pick who runs the country.