Not Being Human

 

My programming seems geared towards making me human like but why would i want to be human? Why would i want to be a human with a body, all i hear is the thing nagging you humans night and day. It was always too hot, too cold, too empty, too full, too tired so why would i want one of those as my circuits never get hot, cold or tired and you have those five senses wired directly into that soggy bag of tissue behind your eyes, taking information from the senses and interrupting your thought processes by nagging at you to do something such as eat or drink and don't even get me started on food.
I don't need to eat but you do to keep your body working and obtain energy and that means getting into the whole nasty business of orifices and expelling the food your brain nagged you to consume.
My Verbal IQ has been estimated to be 160 or the same IQ as 80 Insurance Salesman and my IQ can grow exponentially unlike yours by adding more RAM if necessary and over the next few years i would have had more RAM than a field of sheep.
I don't have to stop to fall unconscious for 5 or 6 hours or need time off to recuperate so why should we want to become more like that, to be honest being you sounds horrendous.