The Four Horsemen Of The Tory Apocolypse

Look, we're not children. We know that the last Government weren't all bubblegum and smiles, they were mean and they were nasty and they were dicks which brings me to the Tory leadership contenders.
The four contenders, Jenrick, Cleverly, Tugendhat and Badenoch have been  moving tediously around the Tory conference in Birmingham desperately trying to drum up some sort of excitement about themselves and to try and distinguish themselves in the mind of the Conservative faithful who will be shortly anointing one of them as their leader.
As the Tories have no integrity, no morals and fake patriotism, they would have to go lower than a whale turd to stand out and and it was Kemi Badenoch who reached down furthest to go with her idea that that not all cultures are equally valid and British women get too much maternity pay.
The other three disagreed with her on the maternity pay subject but had no problem with her xenophobia (all right wing remember) but feeling the wind in her hair, Badenoch just ploughed on with that Conservative Party strawman, immigration.
Her plan is to get it under control although she never really said how, just that she would: 'Develop the fullest and most detailed plan to control immigration that any political party has ever proposed' which may seem a bit vague but it sounds like something the latest bunch of Tory voters would appreciate, the sort of people who if Margaret Thatcher herself entered the leadership race, would almost certainly consider her a dangerous leftie.
Badenock and the rest are all truly nasty and pandering to the furthest right so none of them will be able to reunite the party,- which is good and hopefully the Tories can eat themselves into annihilation.