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Friday, 30 May 2025

Bye Bye Elon

Elon Musk went into the US (non) Government Department called DOGE (Demented Orange Geriatric's Experiment) with most people thinking him an utter douchebag but is leaving it with people KNOWING he is and he kindly let the World know that he is returning to his day job with a Tweet which thanked Donald Trump for: 'The opportunity to reduce wasteful government spending' which he did by reducing it by $140 million which means he just missed by a whisker his promise of slashing it by $2trn by $1.86trn.
Maybe there just wasn't as much Government waste to slash as him and the Orange Oaf although what he did slash was his own and his businesses reputation with the smell of burning Tesla's in the air and investors saying what the hell happened as their shares go so low that you would need a submarine to find them.
Space X had problems this week as once again Musk can't even get his rocket up (ooer missus) but now the sad little nerd is back from his job with the senile Marmalade faced moron and will be attempting to put things right again but that horse may have already bolted but he does have plans to colonise Mars so that could be how he saves his reputation, bugger off to Mars for a few years until everyone forgets who he was.