Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus

Donald the Elephant packed his trunk
And trundled off to see Britain
Off he went with a Trumpety Trump
Trump Trump Trump

I assumed, like most of the civilised World, that last November the American public vote for the party not headed by the fat, lying sex offender with a criminal record for fraud who who led an insurrection, cheated on his wife and was promising to bring fascism to their shores and we would be welcoming a Democrat to the nation this September but instead they never so we get the Tangerine Tyrant and close friend of Jeffrey Epstein instead.
When France's President, Emmanuel Macron, was invited over last week he got the the whole enchilada and took home photos of him in Buckingham Palace, addressing Parliament, outside Number 10 and waving from the Royal Carriage at the non-protesters lining the street but the Poundland Mussolini isn't getting any of that.
In a neat swift bit of maneuvering, Trump is being directed to the top bit of the country away, well away from the interesting bits and will meet the King at Windsor Castle and not Buckingham Palace which is like being told you are going to a Restaurant and ending up sitting in a McDonald's with a Cheeseburger.
Last time he was here the British managed 400,000 protesters, including some especially great placards such as 'Orange is the new stupid', such as 'All in all you're another prick without no wall', 'Fascist Twat',  'We're British, we're polite but Fuck off please' but the genius one was 'Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus'.
The real bit of  careful planning to keep him away from everything though is scheduling the visit for the day after Parliament goes into recess so no vision of a lying scumbag who can't keep his zipper done up, well not unless Boris Johnson puts in another appearance anyway.
I am also certain that the giant Trump baby balloon will come out of storage which portrayed Trump as a 20-foot-high inflatable in a nappy with a snarl on its face, like it’d just been told it had lost a free and fair presidential election or something.
All in all i am sure the visit of the Carrot coloured sex offender will provide us Brits with some late Summer entertainment.