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Friday, 5 December 2025

Bye Ellen

I read a story about Ellen DeGeneres which made me smile which is something because she never usually makes me smile, she is very much the female version of the similarly unfunny Jerry Seinfeld in that respect but 18 months after moving to the UK to escape Trump's America stating that 'Everything here is just better', she seems to have changed her mind.
It’s easy to be upbeat during a British summer, it really is a green and pleasant land when the Sun is out but now that the winter gloom has set in and the Sun only makes a brief appearance for a few hours and even then it has to battle rain clouds, the plastic Brits are plotting a return to Trumpland.
Apparently, DeGeneres and her wife can’t stand the thought of another British winter and are plotting a quick return to California which isn't a great advert for Britain when you flee fascism and a sex offending President with a criminal record only to run straight back to it because you’re a bit chilly over here.
She could have just put on another jumper but instead is waving goodbye to us Brits and nipping off back sharpish to Trumpistan where i am sure we will be given a warm welcome and and even warmer tootsies and where her humour is better appreciated than it is here.