Ye Olde Christmas

There is much to do before the 25th December which means many of us turn into a Yuleshard (Someone who leaves Christmas preparations to the last possible moment) such as all the cooking, buying presents and just in case people drop by unexpectedly, a quick bout of Scurryfunging (Hastily tidying the house).
Obviously all that has to wait until the Pourboire (Money set aside specifically for drink) has been spent although due to the cost of Christmas, many decide to be Bummocks (brew for specifically Christmas) to save a few quid .
Not that it is a thing where I live on the South Coast where it can be very Blenky (Snow sparingly) but if i woke up in December to a Ningiud landscape (Snow Covered) and cold enough to get Clinkerbell's (Icicle's), I would be Meggling (walk through snow) and Hogamdog (roll a snowball in the snow) to make snowmen with although i understand some people don't like those conditions and prefer to Hiemate (Stay somewhere warm) wrapped up in Mufflements (Warm clothes) but that's up to them, they are denying themselves a good old 'Apolausticism'  (Enjoying yourself).
To me Christmas is more about the build up rather than the day itself but that isn't to say I'm not happy to see someone 'Doniferous' (Carrying a gift) and although i won't partake of Bubbly-jock (Turkey) due to being Vegetarian, i fill up on Vegetables instead and can still get the Crapulence (feeling full) and spend the afternoon on the sofa waiting for the Overquat (uncomfortable feeling having overeaten) to pass while the rest of the family Crawmass (Picking through remnants of a festive meal).  
Once all the commotion of the day is over I do like to sit outside, look at the Yulestarn (Bright Christmas star) and have a nice Nog (Strong, dark beer) with the family and promise not to be so Yuleshardy next year.