2026 A Sporty Year

It's a sporty kind of year this year which starts with watching people slide down hills from 6 February in the Winter Olympics in Italy.
As it is in a fellow European Country it won't be on at a ridiculous time for us so we can see Newton's Theory of Gravity in full effect as men and women in super close fitting clothes slip and slide around and either end up in a snowy heap or bouncing around a podium wearing a medal.     
Next up is the Football World Cup in June being held across Canada, America and Mexico where England expects...expects to sail through the group stage and just as the Media start to build us up as potential Champions, then get knocked out by the first half decent team we play and as it is over there, means that people over here may well be turning up to work next day bleary eyed and then falling asleep at our desks.
The Commonwealth Games is then launched in Scotland in July with only a select few nations who had the privilege of once being taken over and pillaged by Britain can join so silver linings then, yes we may have taken all your resources back in the day but you do get an invite to run and jump over things in summertime Glasgow, so bring your wellies.
As well as the big International events, we also have just entered the sharp end of the Premier League Season which Arsenal are hoping may finally be their year to win as well as the Champions League and the Rugby Six Nations so much to hope that your Television doesn't pack up for.