By my reckoning, last night at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner was the 5th attempt to kill Donald Trump but before you have any sympathy for the self-confessed sex pest, warmonger and (probable) pedophile, a quick reminder of the things he have said on the sad demise of other people, on Robert Mueller: 'Good, I’m glad he’s dead' and to the widow of a soldier who had just died, 'He knew what he signed up for' and then there was the time he dismissed military cemeteries as 'filled with losers' and 'suckers' for getting killed while the killing of director Rob Reiner and his wife, Trump suggested Reiner had died from 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' so when someone does finally get a clean shot at him, he shouldn't expect too much sympathy.
We don't need to go into the reasons of why people keep trying to take out the Tango Tyrant, it is obvious that he is the ultimate bell-end but if the White House Correspondents' Association dinner was the fifth, what happened at the other four?
Attempt number one was in 2016 when a 20-year-old British man tried to grab a police officer's gun at a rally in a Las Vegas casino and later said he was trying to kill the then presumptive Republican nominee.
The second was in July 2024 in Pennsylvania when a gunman inexplicably missed the massive blob of the body of the third fattest President and shot him in the ear instead which forced the President to embarrassingly wear a Sanitary Towel on his ear for a week afterwards.
Number three came just two months later in September 2024 when a man hiding in bushes with an AK-47-style rifle attempted to assassinate Mr Trump as he played golf in West Palm Beach, Florida and the fourth in February 2026 when a 21-year old man was shot dead by the Secret Service after trying to unlawfully enter Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida armed with a shotgun and gas canister.
Then came yesterdays attempt and you do have to wonder if in a moment of quiet reflection Donald Trump will sit and ponder on just why people keep trying to kill him and consider changing his ways, or, as is more likely, he will just carry on being a complete dick and rely on his security people bundling him out of harms way. If you answered carry on being a complete dick, well done, you win.
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