With the extra teams shoehorned in, we can all agree the World Cup has gone on far too long, so let's end it now because it monopolises our time, sleeping habits, eating and drinking patterns and generally leaves everyone tired for work the next day.
No one wants to stay up for a 2am BST kick-off or even attempt to watch a couple of games a day so can't we just say congratulations France and get back to enjoying baking in our houses for the rest of this Summer.
Us Englanders can try to lie to ourselves that it is worthwhile watching Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham do their bit, but it is all completely forlorn because we may just about struggle past Ghana, Paraguay and DR Congo but we all know that the first halfway decent team we play (and it is Mexico in Mexico next), we will be on the plane back to Blighty so ending the World Cup now will save a lot of needless heartache for us and every other team and the players will get some much-needed rest before the business of the Premier League starts up again in August.
To make it fair, just share the silver medals between those teams still in it and lets avoid Mbappé, Dembélé and Olise prising open the opposing defences like a cheap tin of Corned Beef so let's choose the Worlds best team now and let us get some sleep.
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