And The 2026 Peace Prize Goes To...

Congratulations to Navanethem 'Navi' Pillay, a South African jurist and former UN for human rights commissioner who once represented Nelson Mandela and now has a Nobel Peace Prize upon her mantelpiece.
The Norwegian committee said she was: 'A source of hope and inspiration to all those who seek to bring about a more peaceful world' and 'Instrumental in ensuring war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide are prosecuted' which annoyed a certain Orange toddler in the White House who showed his magnanimous side by dismissing Ms Pillay as an unknown liberal person who hates Israel and claimed he should have won for settling eight wars.
Obviously he must have expected it because he said said before the announcement that: 'They don't give it to people like me' by which i assume he meant sex offenders who are almost certainly pedophiles who start wars and is backing Israel's genocide which admittedly all would have gone against him i suppose.
He did say that: 'I’ve done stuff that nobody else has ever done. I’m not bragging, I’m just telling you the facts' which is true, shame some of those things were with children, porn stars or a woman in the changing rooms of a certain Manhattan department store  or even Moscow Hotel Rooms which again doesn't scream Peace Prize winner.
Last years victorious recipient, Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, gifted her Nobel Peace Prize medal to the big sulking cry baby and Navi Pillay took taken a swipe at Trump by joking that she would offer to share it with him if people kept clapping but still, there is always next year Don although from the way you are looking these days, it would have to be posthumous.