Guns and Bibles

Donald Trump told Americans to imagine his name was on the Ballot during the mid-terms which is exactly what they did as they handed out a proper shallacking to the most corrupt sex offender who has ever sat his wobbly fat backside in the reinforced Oval Office Chair.
What that means in America is he is now restrained from being the semi-fascist racist tosspot he has been over the last two years but internationally, apart from the sounds of cheering from every national Capital except Moscow, we will have to wait and see but nice to see that the Iranians plan (if it was a thing) to drag the war out to the midterms and hand Trump a massive loss as his citizens are reminded of his folly every time they fill up their cars at the petrol station, worked.
Obviously there are some who are not happy that the Democrat Party now hold all the aces and one guy whose title and name i missed summed up the number of whack-a-doodle's who refused to see an almost certain pedophile and conman who was ruining their country, and concentrated on the other guys instead.
Obviously irate at the Republican Candidate for Texas losing his seat, he said that Texans should start buying up all the guns and Bibles they can as the Democrats will be coming for them for which my first question is how many Bibles does a person need?
Surely one is enough because they all say the same thing, you can buy 10 and read them straight after each other and your understanding of all things Biblical will be the same after the 10th as it was after the first.
As for the Guns, it's America with all its bat shit crazy gun laws, of course they don't need any encouragement to buy guns, they can buy them in Supermarkets while they are picking up their breakfast cereal, there was a story a few years ago of gun permits being granted to people who are legally or completely blind and whose vision is so impaired that they can't legally drive or read the application forms.
True story, they literally couldn't see what they were shooting at because as one official explained: 'We can’t deny them a permit based on that one thing'.   
Hopefully the Democrat Party will use their power to investigate the man now known as a lame duck President (or a Duck à l'orange as some wags have beaten me to saying) and look into the many mentions in the Trumpstein files where he is all but exposed as a Pedophile, so we we moan about much which is wrong in this country but we should be thankful that the Guns 'N' God crowd are over there making awful laws and not here and for all the faults of every leader we have had since i was born, none were as bad as Trump and his lickspittle enablers.