We haven't dropped by on Victoria Beckham for quite a while so lets see what the walking golf club has been up to lately.
It seems that, with a straight face no less, that she has announced her retirement from singing.
Following her lead, i hereby declare my intention to also retire from singing.
What do you mean i can't retire from something i never was to begin with? She started it.
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ReplyDeletemy bad, up there.
ReplyDeleteone of my all-time worst musical memories is the era when my now-21 year old daughter was obsessed with the spice girls. many months of unrelenting aural torture!
I just found the Spice Girls really awful but Victoria Beckham didn't even sing, she just pointed and pouted lots and looked grumpy. So far on so little talent.
ReplyDeleteDon't retire until you post a recording of yourself singing Anarchy in the U.K. Consider it a farewell gesture to your fans
ReplyDeleteWill you go into movies next?
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PS - "walking golf club" is funny...
If i ever posted a recording of myself singing cody, the internet would implode.
ReplyDeleteI haven't decided my next move yet Q. I am mulling over a few offers as they say.
When will Michael Jordan un-re-re-re-retire anyways?
ReplyDeleteWell, shoot, if you can retire from things without actually doing them, then I hereby announce my retirement as CEO of a humongous corporation. I'll be expecting my golden parachute forthwith.
ReplyDeleteShe always looks so posed - never natural. That's what gets me even more than her 'singing'.
ReplyDeleteApparently her line of clothing is being rejected from some swanky Beverly Hills shop cuz she refuses to promote it. Perhaps she's "retiring" from being a world-class designer as well.
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