Thoughts And Prayers?

When i turned on the TV this morning the first thing i heard was 'There has been a mass shooting...' and i just knew that the next words would be '...in America' and i was right because the American population has been decreased by 22 by some nut running amok with a military grade weapon.
It is fair to say that US gun laws are pretty relaxed, some would say batshit crazy but lets go with relaxed but for a nation which is perfectly fine with it's citizens shooting large holes in each other, they don't seem quite so relaxed with other things which are on the banned list.
In Georgia anyone over 21 can own a gun but you could find yourself in trouble if you have a sex toy beside the high powered rifle as it is illegal to own: 'any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs'.
In Kansas, children are not allowed to buy toy guns but as long as you are over 18 you can buy a real one
while in parts of California, peoples safety is a priority as you need a permit to walk through the streets in heels over two inches high so 18 year olds have to wear flats on their way to the gun shop.
Caviar is banned in the entire USA as are Kinder Eggs and it is illegal to label vegetarian burgers ‘burgers’ or ‘sausages’ and our own chef Nigella Lawson was banned at one point as she confessed to taking drugs, maybe they were concerned she might corrupt the American youth with her chocolate soufflé recipes.
I am sure that rather than do something about it we will shortly hear how the thoughts and prayers are being offered because that has always worked our so well.