Boris Redux

The saying is that you cant keep a good man down but it seems the awful ones are pretty keen to come back also because Boris Johnson is apparently eyeing up a return to politics when the current Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, falls from grace.
Since being removed by his own Party in 2022 after swearing he never attended any of the lock-down breaking parties only to then be hung to dry by his own photographer showing he was not only there but pissing it up with the rest of them, Boris has been knocking out yet more babies (his 9th? 10th?) whilst plotting a miraculous return to politics like a bloated Orpheus muttering about his destiny and the betrayal he suffered at the hands of his Cabinet, who if memory served, refused to work with him.
Johnson’s premiership actually began in triumph if you are of a right wing bent, he had an enormous majority and the opposition Labour Party was in disarray until his self-inflicted scandals, corruption, lies and incompetence saw him squander it all away.
 Kemi, for her part, has been irrelevant and has on a few occasions ended the day rejecting the position she had appeared to be taking at the start of it and as she moves her party so far to the right that many have taken the short step to Nigel Farage's Reform Party, the relaunched UKIP which were once dismissed as Fruitcakes and racists but now are in the same political space as each other.    
As the Conservatives leak electorate, the Party’s best and brightest are manoeuvring into position to replace her and vying for the honour of being knifed by colleagues before the next election but if Boris, who was one of the most unpopular Prime Ministers at the time of his removal, thinks he can come back and be welcomed by the British public means he is even more deluded than that time he asked us to trust him that all the rules had been followed in Downing Street during lock-down.