That Don't Impress Me Much

There is a thought from the fair sex that the bigger the car a man drives, the smaller he is in the underpants department so i am not surprised the owners of the Mini are not keen to pursue that avenue of advertising but according to researchers with warm hands and a tape measure, most men worrying about the size of their tiddler.
Dr Kevan Wylie of the Royal Hallamshire hospital made a six year study and analysed 12,000 willies and concluded that that: 'The average erect penis was between 5.5 inches and 6.2 inches long' but they didn't tell the todger owners this beforehand and asked them if they thought they were normal sized and most thought that their plonker was on the smaller side, even if they were in the 'average' range.    
Obviously the scientists could have been evil and arranged for the researchers with the largest hands to conduct the measuring but of those who said their Dong was more of a Ding, they blamed pornography for making unrealistic comparisons to the real life normal mans pecker.
What the participants said once they were told they were average sized and the tape measure had been put into industrial strength bleach and then incinerated it doesn't say, but it does state that most men are anxious about the size of their John Thomas for nothing and just to reassure the delicate flowers, the report states that it is very common for men to worry about the size of their penis and it is important that these concerns aren't dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties' so in other words, pointing and laughing is not considered helping.