Special Guest Blogger: George Plantagenet

Being a middle child in the House of York wasn't all velvet robes and winning battles. It was a constant struggle to stay relevant while my brother Edward was busy being King  and my brother Richard was busy being… well, Richard.
I was born a Yorkist. My father, Richard of York, literally died trying to get the crown. So, naturally, when my big brother Edward IV took over the throne, I expected a bit of the limelight. But being the Spare to the Heir is a grueling gig. Edward was tall, handsome, and far too good at winning battles for my liking.
Then came Warwick and Richard Neville, the Kingmaker who had a plan, two very eligible daughters and he had a very persuasive way of pointing out that I was much more handsome than Edward. So, I did what any rational, slightly bitter younger brother would do and married his daughter Isabel and joined a rebellion against my own family.
Then I realised the Lancastrians were a bit wet and Henry VI was about as mentally present as a bag of flour, and Margaret of Anjou was a terrifying woman so, I did the sensible thing and pivoted back. I showed up at the Battle of Barnet and told Edward, Hey, brother! Just a prank! Good to be back on the winning team! and he bought it for a while.
1476 was a rough year,  my beloved Isabel died and I was absolutely, 100% certain that she had been poisoned. And who better to blame than my wifes maid, Ankarette Twynyho. She had the name of a character in a fantasy novel and, in my grief-stricken mind, the cold eyes of an assassin.
I didn't have any evidence but i did follow proper legal procedures if you count kidnapping her from her home, dragging her to Warwick, and bullying a jury until they were too scared to say anything but guilty.
She was hanged which  was a bit impulsive I’ll admit that now and Edward was furious and claimed I was practicing black magic and inciting rebellion  so, off to the Tower of London I went.
The trial was a hoot. Edward prosecuted me himself. It’s very awkward when the King is both the judge, the prosecutor, and your big brother. I tried the but a defense isnt that watertight apparently when you’ve already tried to overthrow him twice.
Found guilty and condemned to execution i had the choice of the Axe which is extremely messy or the rope but i offered a third option, drowned in a vat of wine and i thought hey, that will still be talked about in 600 years and as Edward's later death was due to him becoming fat and tired, who had the more memorable exit?