Far Right Religious Crusade

For some reason, the right wing seem to have a monopoly on being religious, to be fair most of the left wouldn't touch it with a 10ft Prayer candle and are far too busy trying to make the World a better place through drinking latte and wearing T-Shirts that say: 'No-one has been stoned to death by atheists', but i always assumed that if Jesus was alive today, he almost certainly wouldn't be right wing.
For some reason it is the political right who have adopted the beardy one and his dad for their side which is a bit puzzling and a view echoed today by the Church of England Bishop who said that the carol service in central London orchestrated by Tommy Morrison to 'put Christ back in Christmas' is an attempt to: 'Subvert the faith so that it serves his purpose'.
Robinson (real name Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon) apparently found God while serving in prison for perverting the course of justice again and is now trying to spread the word that what God really wants is for him to organise an event in his name and for him to sell other right wing mugs St George’s flags and Santa hats.
Attendance figures have been out at 1,000 by MET Police but approximately a third of them were 'Stand Up To Racism' protesters who were reminded by Yaxley-Lennon that: 'I want to remind everyone this is a religious celebration, this is not a political event'.
Without doubt Jesus would be part of the crowd jeering him alongside the army of priests who were heckling the speaker (Jesus was a migrant etc etc) and going around the crowd handing out leaflets to attendees which gave details of who to contact if they really wanted to speak to learn about Christianity.
Does seem to have become more of a thing on the hate spreading far right with the likes of Donald Trump hoping his dalliances with a renown pedophile and numerous sex assaults he has conducted are overlooked by the big guy and though religion and Brits go together as well as a bacon sandwich vendor outside a synagogue, the do seem to be trying to make Christian nationalism a thing.
Nigel Farage, recently surgically removed from Donald Trump's Colon, has began to talk up his affinity with conservative Anglicanism and has hired an American theologian suggested by JD Vance to act as an adviser but if him and the likes of Robinson think that going down the religious route will attract more supporters, they are very much barking up the wrong tree because the evidence is that Church attendance is bulked out mostly by immigrants and they are the very last people who would go anywhere near the far right hate spouting groups who want them deported.
Still,  I am sure the right wingers enjoyed their little sing along yesterday, just hope that the carols they picked didn't have too many long words in them because they are not the brightest.