Oval Office Christmas Eve

Scene Oval Office,
Date Christmas Eve
Present are Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth.

Hegseth: Sir, wake up, we got a southern border violation by an illegal alien

Trump: It's those damn narco-terrorists again from Venezuela

Hegseth: We have sight of an unidentified craft loaded with suspect packages.

Trump: He looks like a bearded male, about 300 lbs. What do we know about him?

Hegseth: Our intelligence shows that he plans one big shipment a year and he's going to sneak into every kids bedroom at night. What shall we do Sir?

Trump: Jeffrey told me sneaking into kids bedrooms at night is fine but i don't agree on this occasion. We got to stop him.

Hegseth: Missile fired and .....Neutralised. Woohoo.

Trump: Hang on, he's still alive and clinging to the side of his craft, looks like you just winged him.

Hegseth: My favourite, a double tap. Second missile fired and....Got him.

Aide runs into the Oval Office.

Aide: Sir, Sir, Mr President, someone just killed Santa.

Trump: It was him!!! I wasn't even here at the time.