Sad Faced Rev

My blog partner asked me if i was writing any Christmas themed posts this year and i answered that i must have pretty much exhausted every Christmas related aspect there is, from Atheism at Christmas to whether to say Happy or Merry Christmas so probably not so many which made him do his sad face because he was keen to nick whatever i wrote to include in his December services.
It's an agreement we have, i write the posts and he does all the posting and techy stuff and has carte blanch to pilfer the best lines for himself, sanitize them to remove the religious sarcasm and then passes them off as his own and gets all the 'Oh Rev, you are so witty/charming/inciteful' comments from the congregation.
Obviously, as this time of year is all about Santa, Snowmen and red nosed reindeer, his Bethlehem gang gets very little look in these days and when they do, it is in a pretty sarcastic tone.
I said there was a couple of posts i wrote in 2015, one in 2017 and another in 2021 which are Christmas Eve sermon's by the Reverend Lucy and he is welcome to bastardise them but as he said he already did.
Not to worry Rev, I got you covered if only to avoid looking at that sad little face all bloody December.