Thursday 8 March 2007

Celebrity Tantrums

Whichever way you cut it, Naomi Campbell is a nasty piece of work. While sympathy has been extended for Britney's plight, Naomi has been accommodating five plump, steel-capped toes and a hairy ankle up her backside for her latest temper tantrum.
The World's most violent supermodelhas been sentenced to a week mopping the floor of a New York garage as punishment for throwing her mobile at her maid.
It seems that Naomi is forever being carted off by the police for attacking some member of her staff or whoever is within striking distance of the nearest blunt instrument.
Celebrities getting away with it always makes my blood boil so i raise a glass of cheap supermarket white wine (March is an expensive month, we have to make some sacrfices) to the judge who saw through the stars that usually form infront of judges eyes, and punished the horrible woman. It couldn't happen to a nicer girl.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

:) Completely agree, lucy!

There are some class-less, childish woman out there! Imagine if we all went around throwing tantrums like that. It's Ridiculous. Perhaps it's the drugs she's on that are somewhat reponsible for her outbursts?

Well, They are saying thats why Britney's gone loopy???

Zoe xxx

Stephen K said...

I don't know what Adam Clayton ever saw in her.

The Intolerant One said...

I am just waiting for some "left" wing zealot do-gooder to come and accuse you of being racist for picking on her because Naomi happens to be black! :)

Cheezy said...

Amen, Lucy. You'd think Naomi would be too busy walking on catwalks, posing for photo-shoots and regurgitating her dinner to assault so many people... but somehow she always manages to find the time.

Deadman said...

I think we should ban cellphones. Look what celebrities are using them for: assault.

I'd prefer that a few people miss their phone calls rather than see another innocent maid get assaulted.

The Intolerant One said...

Mark,

Let's not forget the ban on laptops.

See Denise Richards regarding her second floor "pitch" at an elderly woman :)

Anonymous said...

Don't forget golf clubs. There could be another Jack Nicholson out there.

Falling on a bruise said...

Would be ok if Colin Montgomery trained her, she would of missed.