Sunday 18 November 2007

Headline Of The Year

When you see a headline like 'Man found guilty of having sex with a bicycle' two questions form in your mind. Why and more importantly how?
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
"He was naked and holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth" said the stunned cleaner who caught and reported him.
Mr Stewart never explained why and it might be best left to our own imagination how.

9 comments:

Anne said...

"ouch" comes to mind.

Steve Lockwood said...

I'm rather puzzled at what this man's "crime" was. Apparently he was in his own room and the cleaners got in using a master key. Isn't he just doing something in private, even if it is something rather odd. If he'd been caught by the cleaner using a sex toy, people would have said "how embarrasing, but that's what people do with sex toys in their own rooms". What made it a crime, the fact that it was a bicycle?

Cheezy said...

Good point. What's the crime here?

Braking and entering? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Good thing it wasn't a homocycle. That'd be perverted.

Falling on a bruise said...

Apparently, the crime was 'sexual breach of the peace'. Maybe he was honking the horn at the time.

Paula said...

Maybe the bicycle was underage.

Anne said...

hi lucy~i've tagged you, over at my blog. hope you don't mind. (no pressure.)

Anonymous said...

Haha! Such comedians around here.

Anyway, why exactly is it a crime to boink a bike?

Steve Lockwood said...

Actually, the term racing cyclists use for running out of energy is - "bonking". I have bonked on a bike many times. Stephen Roche, when he won the Tour de France, described a bad day by saying, "I was bonking badly".

But I do like "braking and entering" - wish I'd thought of that.