Tuesday 29 November 2011

British Embassy Ransacked

Hundreds of Iranians have stormed the UK embassy in Tehran, chanting 'down with England' and 'down with America' and 'down with Israel' which is outrageous. America and Israel are much more evil than us, they should be down with first.
My two personal highlights were the protester who was filmed running away with a picture of Queen Elizabeth II freshly nicked from our Embassy and the looter who was spotted scampering away clutching a large picture of Pulp Fiction.
Now i can see how a picture of the Queen might be hung in the British Embassy, but Vince and Jules?
The British government has confirmed a serious incursion at the UK embassy in Tehran and asked the Iranian government to make every effort to end the crisis immediately. Surprisingly the Iranian Foreign Ministry didn't tell us to go do one over our tightening of economic sanctions, but replied that it regrets the attack on the British embassy and is committed to ensuring diplomats safety.
There were the usual scenes of men dancing around Union Flag's that had been set on fire and even a man sat on the wall waving a satellite dish which is either a protest against western media pumping anti-government propaganda into Iran from outside the country, or he had just nicked it off the side wall. Either way they won't be watching The Simpsons in the Embassy tonight.
Just as a pointer to the Iranians for future ransackings of our property, it is the British Embassy, not the English Embassy. I'd hate to think that Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are getting away with the hatred and i would like to repeat my earlier point that in any order of evilness and countries that should be downed, Israel is first, then America and then us. We are just America's poodle so leave us and our Pulp Fiction pictures alone.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

let's see...

- American women have hundreds of freedoms not allowed in Iran... things like ability to drive a car, vote, learn how to read...
- We have women in significant roles in our government...
- We allow women to show their faces...
- We allow women to get a divorce...
- We don't allow fathers to kill their daughters to save the reputation of the family...
- We allow womem to have a role in the church...
- All religions are allowed in USA and so is no religion...
- US allows executions but we put the criminal to sleep first as opposed to killing them slowly with rocks...
- We don't allow 10 year old girls to be accused of or convicted of rape...
- We give billions of dollars each year to other nations that suffer catastrophes whether we like them or not...
- We don't allow our citizens to invade and destroy another country's embassies...
- We allow jerks like Iranian leaders in our country to attend the UN and critisize us and we protect them at our cost while they do it...
- We allow our citizens to protest and only pepper spray a few of them...
- We allow people to own their own business and make it rich... oooops i forgot you think that is evil...

yeah we are evil...

q

Anonymous said...

touche'

q