Wednesday 1 January 2014

2014 Predictions

2014 will be way more volatile year than 2013. Who says? Tara Greene, Tarot Reader, Astrologer and Psychic Consultant from Toronto that's who.
Tara has gazed into her crystal ball, shuffled her cards and checked the planets and discovered that Uranus, Pluto, Mars and Jupiter are aligning into a Grand Cardinal Cross which means the following:

Assassination attempt on Pope Francis
Terrorist attack at Sochi Winter Olympics
Israel attack Lebanon, Iran or Syria.
Governments announce they have been communicating with aliens
Canada military engaged in conflict over the North Pole passageway
Prince Harry will get engaged to his girlfriend Cressida Bonas
Pippa Middleton will get married
Prince William and Kate has a girl they will name Diana.
Jack Nicholson will suffer a heart attack
Tom Petty will die

Israel attacking a neighbour is a given, don't need Jupiter and Mars to see that one happening while Prince Harry's engagement to Cressida is already fully expected in the new year so hardly a revelation if that one happens.
Not good for Tom Petty though and the alien interaction would be exciting so have to wait and see if nobody telling Tara that Pluto hasn't been a planet since 2006 has thrown out her predictions.

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