Friday 29 March 2019

No Russians In Trump White House

After years of rifling around in the dark recesses of Trump, Rober Mueller has concluded that he did not collude with the Russians to win the 2016 election.
With no photographs of Trump turning up with him dressed in a 'I Love Putin' t-shirt, wearing a Russian hat and eating a bowl of Russian caviar while playing the balalaika, the Democrat Party seems to be struggling to digest the most awful news that their President is not a Russian spy.
This has left many Americans facing an uncomfortable truth that they may just have elected their orange President the old fashioned way, by voting for him.
It must be a time of reflection for the Democrat Party that a majority of Americans looked at Trump, looked at the alternative and thought that the racist bigot who had boasted about sexually abusing women was the better option.
All the time the Russians could be blamed they could legitimately say that the only reason such an awful and flawed human being as Trump was in the top job was because of outside help, now that justification has gone it looks as though Americans just saw past the lies and bluster and plain weirdness and chose him.
Now that he is no longer hamstrung by the Mueller report, his lies will be bigger and his actions more eccentric and i say go at it Mr Trump, keep up the job of making your country a laughing stock great again.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

cast your vote:

__ lies, bluster, and weirdness
__ lies, arrogance, and evilness

America voted

Falling on a bruise said...

We were lucky in the UK that our election winners had all of those wrapped into one political party.