Wednesday 6 September 2023

Ouch!

You would think that the most dangerous sex position would be on the window ledge of a high rise block or whilst driving on the motorway but it turns out that the world’s most dangerous sexual position is the reverse cowgirl with the man laying on his back with the woman sitting on top, facing away from him.
Not that it is dangerous for women, it's the man who is at risk of fracturing his penis which probably is as painful as it sounds.
According to a Dr Karan Raj, the position was responsible for up to 50% of bedroom-related broken penises, crushed by by the female pubic bone although he did later explain that of course the human penis doesn’t have any bones in it so it isn't actually a human fracture but more bending something the way nature never intended which causes a haematoma formation and deformity which admittedly isn't a name which is likely to bring a tear to a man's eye as a fractured penis but better safe than sorry so maybe stick to the missionary position, as this was responsible for only 26% of broken men's todgers.

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