Winter Olympic Penisgate

The 2026 Winter Olympics are upon us and for the next 16 days we will be watching people slip and slide their way onto the podium and Britain, the land of on average 13 days of snow per year, are confident that we can beat our best medal haul from a Winter Games of five this time around and are optimistic that they will be loading 7 or even 8 onto the flight back home from Italy.
The  Skeleton, Figure Skating, Freestyle Skiing, Snowboarding, Bobsleigh and Curling are the disciplines which UK Sport have put circles around to finish in the top 3 but our grand total of 34 medals is not great compared to Norway who top the all time medal table with 405 but then they do have the advantage of lots of snow which is a bit of an advantage.
What we do seem to hear of at every Olympics are drug cheats and this year there has already been claims that some ski jumpers are trying to gain an advantage by injecting illicit substances and as the potential scandal is being called 'Penisgate', have a guess where the injections are going.  
Last year two of Norway’s Olympic medallists, were given three-month suspensions after the team was found to have secretly adjusted the seams of their suits in the crotch area at the 2025 World Ski Championships which made the jumpers suits larger and therefore reduced their descent rate due to the increased wingspan but now that gig is up, apparently some ski-jumpers have been reportedly injecting their penises with paraffin or hyaluronic acid in order to enlarge their penis's and fly further.
I have no idea what it does or how it works but the World Anti Doping Agency President, Witold ­Banka, has said he will take a look at it which shouldn't be too hard because those suits are pretty tight so it shouldn't be that difficult to see a skier who has injected his penis, the tears in his eyes should be a tell tale sign even if the first thing to cross the line isn't the tip of the ski's.