Billy Joel sang 'Only the good die young' and i don't know if that is true but today is Donald Trumps 80th Birthday so read into that what you will but Stalin was 74 when he died, Idi Amin 78, Robert Mugabe 95, Augusto Pinochet 91, Pol Pot 72, Kim Jong Il 70 and Ceausescu 71, Ariel Sharon 85 and the warmongering Genocide committer Benjamin Netanyahu is 76 and still going so Billy could have been on to something.
It is traditional to not say bad things about someone on their birthday so for once i am not going to mention him almost certainly being a pedophile, his morbid obesity, his sexual assault and fraud charges, his warmongering, terrible business acumen or even how he is turning America into a laughing stock because it's the guys birthday and we just don't do that so none of that here today.
Instead, i am going to hand the floor over to the brilliant Greta Thunberg who has written a magnificent birthday message to the 47th President.
'My initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourse'.
See, that's nice, she wants to give him something to eat for his birthday, such a thoughtful young lady.
Instead, i am going to hand the floor over to the brilliant Greta Thunberg who has written a magnificent birthday message to the 47th President.
'My initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourse'.
See, that's nice, she wants to give him something to eat for his birthday, such a thoughtful young lady.
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