Nige Don't Love Don Anymore

After the best part of a decade lodged firmly in Donald Trump's colon, The Reform UK leader, Nigel Farage has belatedly clocked that most British people really don’t like the US president and is now desperately trying to distance himself from the Orange turd.
Whether the British attitude is down to his name being in the Trumpstien files only less than Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell or the disastrous Operation Epic Fail the mastermind has unleashed on the Middle East or just because he is an abhorrent human being on every level but Farage, who has his eyes on replacing Keir Starmer into Number 10, now wants us to forget that Farage really, really did like Donald Trump.
He is also keen to hope we get amnesia that only three weeks ago he was ranting at the Prime Minister for failing to jump two-footed into Israel and the US’s Iran operation yet these days he's saying that the UK should avoid 'unnecessary and costly involvement in foreign wars'.
Nobody in the current crop of British politicians have sucked up as long or as hard to Donald Trump as the fag breathed Nige and with Donald Trump being as popular as a cream cake at an Slimmers World meeting with the British, he's been letting it be known that  the relationship between the two men have cooled.
All as believable as a former Prince being in the Woking area not sweating and eating pizza the night he was sexually assaulting one of Epsteins victims but Farage is finding that you are judged by the company you keep and his company for a long time was the guy who is currently screwing our energy, food and mortgage bills while threatening to start the third world war and call us picky, but we don't like that.