Monday 15 April 2013

Bye Hugo, Hello Nicolas

Despite his best efforts, it is taking longer than expected for Obama to turn America into a Socialist haven but Venezuela got there before them and even though Hugo Chavez may no longer be with us, his Socialist revolution rolls on in the shape of Nicolas Maduro.
The heir to Chavez has claimed victory in Venezuela's presidential election leaving rival Henrique Capriles to blubber about the unfairness of it all into his Property of the US Embassy bedsheets.
On news of his victory, Maduro proclaimed a new era in the Revolution began by his predecessor promising to deepen the Socialist model and to raise the minimum wage by 30-40% as continuing the close relationship with Cuba.
Well done Nicolas but if i can be cheeky enough to offer one tip that will stand you in good stead, ditch the awful tracksuit.

4 comments:

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...
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Aaron said...

Seriously, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the whole oversized tracksuit thing!

Cheezy said...

With that moustache and trackies, he looks like a scouse chav.

Lucy said...

As 50% of the population have been saying to the other 50% for eons q, size doesn't matter.

The tracksuit was bad enough effay, but to take it that extra step and then put on that hat...stylist needed urgently.

Ha ha, he does. I think someone said to him that to appeal to the poor he will have to appear more Chavez-esque but he misheard.