Alice Cooper said no more pencils, no more books because school's out for summer, school's out forever and school's been blown to pieces which shows a total disregard for listed building status and health and safety but in so many other ways Mr Cooper is right as the clock winds down on another year of learning.
Officially i should say something along the lines of stay safe and out of trouble and use the time constructively but unofficially i say blow that, go climb trees, set up a tent in the spookiest part of the forest, drink weirdly coloured slush puppies, fall off bicycles, eat Pringles until you're sick, stay up late to watch horror films, throw a rope swing across a river, dance at concerts, run through the park sprinklers, see how many crisps you can fit in your mouth at one time, eat ice cream with your hands and dye your hair yellow.
Before you know it the 'Back to School' sales will begin so go out and be children because all to soon you will not be a child and you won't be able to do any of those things anymore, well, not meant to.
Me, well i have a cupboard full of Pringles, a freezer full of ice cream and a luminous pink slush puppy so i'm all set and there won't be a pencil or text book in sight and i will see you in September, if they have rebuilt the school by then of course.
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