Enjoying The Leadership Campaign Yet?

Have you been enjoying the Conservative Leadership campaign? Great isn't it, i particularly like the bit where the two candidates complain about the state of Britain and say they are the people to put things right. As the BBC's Nick Robinson said, they will be furious when they realise that they have been running the country for the past twelve years.
It's a refreshingly brave campaign slogan which says that Britain deserves better than them and they can be trusted to fix the problems they’ve caused, it's like your plumber saying i know when i came that first time to fix your leaky tap that i flooded your house then the second time i left the gas on and blew up your kitchen and the third time i sat on your cat and killed it but stick with me because if you choose a different
firm you might get someone who really spoils things.
We can only be grateful that the country voted for them in recent years, remember how Cameron told us in 2015 the alternative was 'chaos under Labour' then Theresa May in 2017 promised she’d make us 'strong and stable' and in 2019 Boris promised us the 'Sunny Uplands' post Brexit and now the same Party is promising a leader who we can trust when at each of the last three elections they’ve said the same, then got rid of the leader themselves.
So it still a few weeks until Liz Truss (or Rishi Sunak but probably not) is thrust into the top job in the country promising to fund the things they’ve been de-funding for the past twelve years and if that doesn't go right, then they always have plenty of other idiots within their ranks to take over.