Saturday 7 January 2023

352 Days To Christmas

That's it, Christmas is officially over so the tinsel, fairy lights and other assorted decorations have now come down and the tree is back in the box and shoved into the back of the cupboard and any jumpers with a Christmas theme have been folded and bundled into a bag where they will stay until December 2023.
Any songs which mention Santa, mistletoe, reindeer with shiny noses or presents under a tree have been relegated to the car glove box to be replaced by something more headbanging as i drive to work and can any of the three snowmen i made this year, if any of you are planning to come to life and dance around or fly with me over the countryside then please stand down and assume the condition of a puddle until further notice.
The Intro to Sweet Child O' Mine has been bought back to replace the Jingle Bell's Ringtone and any songs about Jesus which were grudgingly tolerated towards the end of December will be roundly mocked again as will anything by Cliff Richards, Mariah Carey and Shakin' Stevens. 
Chocolates will continue to eaten until either the tin is empty or all the nice ones have been taken and only the toffee's are left at which point they will be disposed of along with any mince pies which are found in the back of the cupboard and that nasty tasting 40% foreign stuff which tastes like something you would clear a sink blockage with.
Christmas Movies will continue to be watched due to me being TIVO-happy up until space is needed to record more Warehouse 13's or the final series of Grimm and although Turkey will still be available in shops, i don't eat it so if you want it you buy it and cook it, my obligation to providing it ended when the new Calendar went up.
The Christmas Gonks currently sat on the window ledge will be transferred back to the bedroom because they are super cute and so it is onwards and downwards to Valentines Day, my Birthday and Easter.

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