Penguins Celebrating

In his boneheaded attempt to make Americans Poor Again, Donald Trump went around slapping tariffs down until a grown up pointed out that it was a stupid idea and the markets crashed so he backed down and pretended that was his plan all along.
Obviously wasn't and there is a reason Donald Trump said he liked the uneducated but the Penguins of the Heard Island and McDonald Islands have a theory why he backed down and are claiming victory.
Last week when he had the brain fart that Americans would really like to pay more for almost everything, the Tangerine Tinged Tyrant imposed 10% tariffs on
an Australian territory with no human inhabitants, just Penguins and Seals.
The Seals kept a dignified silence but the Penguins didn't hold back and told Trump to keep his flippers off their things and organised a protest, even setting up a website @PenguinsAgainstTrump with the byline 'We love fish and hate fascists'.
The penguins become unlikely social media stars and since Trump went from saying that he definitely wouldn’t pause his tariff plans to then go and pause them a few days later,  the penguins have prevailed and have been celebrating winning the Trade War against the honey faced lunatic.
In a hastily arranged press conference, the top Penguin put down his fish to say: 'Did he really think he can take on penguins in a tariff war and win? He thought that he’s no match for Russia or China, so he’s picked on an islands of Penguins as he thought he could beat us but we beat him when he realised that we export the Ice that he has in his Diet Coke'.
Congratulations to the Penguins, we are proud of you.