Sleepy Don

It is only 18 more sleeps to Christmas but more like 178 for Donald Trump because the guy seems to be falling asleep all the time lately.
My Facebook page is full of videos of him falling asleep at various meetings which once again has everyone talking about his health so i asked a doctor what did he think was wrong with the fat orange pedo's mate?
'He's a racist, abhorrent, misogynistic piece of shi....' began the doctor but i stopped him to say i meant specifically his health and why would he keep falling asleep.     
'Medically speaking' began the doctor, 'he is displaying obvious signs of cognitive and physical decline as well as being a racist, misogynistic piece of shi...' so i thanked him and checked my notes and saw that he is 145 and realised that was his weight in Kg and he is actually 79 and as well as keep falling asleep, we know he has elephant legs thanks to chronic venous insufficiency and there is that persistent bruising on his right hand which he has tried unsuccessfully to conceal with make up which shouldn't surprise anyone who notices that his make up choice tends towards Tangerine.
Trump has also undergone various medical checks including an MRI although he couldn't remember which part of the body was scanned and said he aced a cognitive test which he said was hard and it is, if you are unable to draw the time on a clock or knows what a camel looks like.   
Trump is apparently angry that so much focus is on his health and called the diagnosis that he is a mental and physical wreck 'bulls---t' but then he also said that he wasn't best buddies and hanging around with Jeffrey Epstein during his pedophile heyday so a man to believe obviously.