Obviously being American i even threw in a bit of religion that nothing says peace and goodwill to all men quite like an AK47, the gun baby Jesus himself would ask for and even gave them a free byline, 'Putting the fun back into fundamentalist Christian' but were they grateful? Hell no, they banned me from visiting their website.
Scotts Dale did stop doing the Photo shoot back in 2018 when they began receiving negative media attention and they disappointingly decided that peace and goodwill to all men means not selling high-powered weapon of death that can blow a big hole in another person (or themselves) at Christmas and maybe, you know, instead of a semi-automatic weapon, as used by Americas most devastating mass killers, buy your relatives a pair of slippers or a pair of pyjamas instead.
I was reminded of the Gun Clubs annual Photo Shoot today and wondered if 1) They had restarted doing them and 2) If i was still banned after all these years and the answer to 2 meant that i never did find out about 1 so I have no idea if gun toting parents believe that the greatest gift they can give their child this year is to indoctrinate him or her into the world of automatic weaponry before they are able to walk
Anyway, if you are in Arizona and find yourself in desperate need of an AK47, grenade launcher or assault rifles for those last minute stocking fillers, pop down to the Scottsdale Gun Club, 14860 N Northsight Blvd, Scottsdale, AZ 85260, United States where you will be greeted by friendly staff who can guide you and offer advice on their Family Firearms Safety Course for introducing firearms into the home which is a slip of paper with the words 'INTRODUCING FIREARMS INTO YOUR HOME!!! ARE YOU FECKING MAD!!!'
You can also visit the website at https://scottsdalegunclub.com/ or at least you can if you are not an English Blogger taking the piss out of American bat shit mad gun nuttery.
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