Greenland Saying Naamik

Greenlander's have said in a very loud voice that they want to be Danish and not American, and to be fair who could blame them, one look at the madness going on over there and nobody in their right mind would think: 'You know what, I fancy some of that'.
Being American they would get a better flag, the Greenland Flag is pretty rubbish but  that's about it, oh they they get an increasingly Fascist Government run by a sex pest and pedophile protector but despite the orange moron banging his teeny tiny fists on the table and demanding Green;land become the 51st State, it ain't happening.  
The Danish and Greenland Foreign Ministers who turned up at the meeting today with JD Vance and Marco Rubio saying that said that it would be a very short meeting if America didn't back down and as it was barely 50 minutes between the photographs of them going in and then the photographs of them coming out, it wasn't a success.
Apparently Marco Rubio was tasked with: 'Crafting a proposal to purchase the semi-autonomous Danish territory' but that comes with a £700bn cost estimate but it’s not entirely clear how it was calculated because most of Greenland is Ice and snow with a few Polar Bears mingling around but Greenland’s prime minister, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, said that the island would not be owned or governed by Washington and 'If we have to choose between the US and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark, Nato and the EU'.    
The European parliament leaders issued a statement declaring their 'firm support for Denmark and Greenland' and they 'unequivocally condemn the US ambition to control the semi-autonomous territory' so the tangerine tyrant will just have to make do with Jeffrey Epstein Island instead, i hear that's available and he know where that is.