Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Only The Nicest People For Our Queen

Buckingham Palace has 53 bedrooms and 78 bathrooms and the Queen gets lonely rattling around inside with only her dotty husband and a few corgi's for company so every now and then the Government organise a bit of a knees up for the old dear and call it a State Visit.
The last one was in March when she had those awfully nice Ghanese Presidential types over to stay so to stop her from going stir crazy and taking potshots at the staff, they have organised another one for the end of the month.
So how to decide which head of state is going to be dining on fish and chips at the Royal household with Liz and Phil at our expense?
Obviously the leader would have to reign over a country renowned for its oppression of women, practising strict Sharia religious law and banning all other religions, torturing prisoners and handing down death sentences to homosexuals.
If they hold regular public executions it would strengthen their chances as would a recommendation from Amnesty International of a total disregard for any Human Rights. Hmm, lets take a look at that list of dignitaries again. There we are, a perfect fit.
Welcome King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, the kind of evil tyrant we can abide.
One's that we do multi-billion pound arms deals with.

4 comments:

Miz UV said...

Lovely. Hopefully he'll come over here after that for a nice Texas barbecue and hoedown.

Cody Bones said...

But on the plus side, they don't have any problems with "Women Drivers"

Cheezy said...

Maybe it's a trap? Phil will jump on him and restrain him, while Liz calls the CIA, who'll jump on a plane and come over here and punish him for 9-11... Yeah, take that! That'll learn ya, raghead!

But ssshhhhhh, don't tell anyone, or he might not come.

Lucyp said...

I am sure Phil will insult him by accussing him of wearing the royal tea towel or something.