Saturday 8 December 2007

Xmas Everyday

The presents, tree, decorations and the Disney version of Scrooge on the TV. As wizzard lamented in the 70's, don't you wish it could be Christmas everyday? Fulfilling the dream of the glam rockers is a place called North Pole in Alaska where it is indeed Christmas all year round.
The town of North Pole was established in the 1950's with the sole intention of attracting tourists and the toy industry to the home of Santa Claus. To this end, every shop and business has something to do with Christmas, the town is festooned with decorations all year round, and a sizable proportion of the adult population spends their days decked out in elf costumes.
As any letter simply addressed to Santa, North Pole ends up here, the local schoolchildren in the sixth grade even have replying to the hundreds and thousands of letters sent to Father Christmas as part of the curriculum.
Its biggest attraction is a gift shop named Santa Claus House with the world's largest fiberglass statue of Santa Claus outside. Street names include Santa Claus Lane, St. Nicholas Drive, Snowman Lane, and Kris Kringle Drive and all the street lights in the city are decorated as huge candy sticks.
Of course, the city came to prominence last year when a group of children were foiled in a Columbine style high school massacre so maybe basing your towns philosophy on glam rockers is not that wise after all.

5 comments:

Joe the Troll said...

I don't know about that. I rock and roll all nite and party every day, and Iget along just jladikj.zd...,n.,vk.

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The Fez Monkey said...

The best xmas song is still Slade belting it out. Nothing says yuletide like Noddy wailing in a near hyseterical scream "It's Christmas!!"

Yeah, baby.

Christmastime in the LBC comes in as a close second for the holiday songs.

Ook ook

Cody Bones said...

Neil Diamond OWNS Christmas, of that there is no argument. Quite a feat for someone of the Jewish persuasion.

The Little Cheese said...

Please tell me that place doesn't exist... *shudder*