Wednesday 20 March 2019

Trump Making Mexican Homes Safer Again

Donald Trump's wall may have turned into a wire fence but the Mexicans are very happy about that, mainly because as fast as the fence goes up they are nicking it. 
Far from Mexico paying for it, American tax dollars are funding the fence between San Diego and the Mexican Town of Tijuana but while designed to keep out the rampaging flood of Mexicans, it is attracting them because the barbed wire is exactly what they need for their own home security.
Such is the problem that the United States have asked for help from Mexican authorities to stop the locals from pinching the wire which goes missing as soon as it is replaced, but the request was greeted with a shrug of the shoulders by Mexico and an explanation that 'the wire is stronger, sharper, and of better quality than anything sold in Mexican stores'.
He may not exactly be making America Great again but Donald Trump is certainly making Mexican homes safer and decking them out in freshly-stolen barbed wire, all at his nations expense.
I imagine those on the Mexican side are hoping he returns to the idea of bricks and cement as they could do with some higher walls to place all that the shiny, new barbed wire on.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

best money we ever spent. as long as they stay in mexico...

Falling on a bruise said...

Best money Mexico spent as they are paying for it so i thought.

Anonymous said...

you thought... now that is quite a proclamation. i don't care about your trump hatred. i care about controlling immigration. keep out the ignorant, lazy masses.

Falling on a bruise said...

I thought because Trump said it many times. He lied????

Falling on a bruise said...

I knew I should have copyrighted that phrase but luckily you mangled it enough for it to be different. Not all leftists are liars but all the liars are on the left wing is how it should read otherwise I just have to find one non lying left winger to invalidate your whole argument and I'd go with Jesus.