Meat Free Tampons For All

It is nice that Reform leader Nigel Farage is taking time out from his busy racism schedule to the most pressing issue and though he may have gone quiet on Climate Change since it was noticed that one his his parties largest donors is a polluting oil baron and support for Israel has dried up since the whole Genocide thing, the gammon faced goon has a new soap box, vegan Tampax.
Turns out that our period wear can actually contain glues or fragrances that are of animal origin and as ever, where there is a crackpot cause (remember Brexit? How's that going for ya Nige?) Farage is there pushing it and expect to see tampon content to be on the Reform manifesto shortly.
Quite why the existence of vegan tampons has irked Farage is a good question which the wonky faced racist answered with: 'Vegan Tampons. God Help Us' which if nothing else distracts the public that he's plans for running the country amount to kick out all the non English and even those who are English if they are not white, oh and everyone can have lots more money if we can find a way to raise £90 billion, hang on, we scrapped that policy, just the racist one then.
So apart from being inept at even thinking of running a Government, we still don't know just how much meat does the Reform leader want in our female hygiene products?