British Slang

English, it is said, is a tough language to learn but what makes it even tougher is the way we use Rhyming slang but even if you master that, you still have so many slang words to wrap your melon around so in view of international relations, i'm going to throw as much of the bloody bollocks into this post as possible so let's  get cracking, shall we?
Cheers always confuses people as it can mean hello, goodbye, thank you, congratulations, have a good one or a toast at the bar with your mates getting bevvied up down the boozer so we won't bugger around with that one but you would be well chuffed if you managed to work it out.
Cheeky snog with the cracking fit bloke or the belter of a bird with the nice baps but get permission first, you don't need the aggro of landing well in it with the Old Bill and getting banged up for sexual assault or something.
When you are in the boozer though you might want to keep your gob shut, especially if it is full of chavs because some of them are real bellends who would follow you to the bog when you go se a man about a dog and not for the bog roll so you might want to clear off pretty sharpish. They will also be the sort of gormless people who do a runner and leg it after the nosh  at restaurants at the end of the evening, the daft gits!
Keir Starmer is currently the the Guv'nor here but already he is starting to look peaky and a bit knackered although he was pretty jammy that the last lot were so awful and he would be gutted to get kicked out so quick nut many people want him to knock it on the head but don't have a Scooby who would replace him, some want Nigel Farage but that would be taking the piss although i think some people just say that as a wind up
There you go then, British slang and with bit of practise, Bob’s your uncle, End of.