Friday 14 September 2012

Kate Middleton Makes A Boob

Two schools of thought surrounding Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, getting the paparazzi treatment and topless pictures of her appearing in a French magazine.
The first is that this is a grotesque invasion of her privacy and totally unjustifiable while the opposite view is she was naive to think that one of the most photographed women in the World, surrounded by paparazzi everyday of her life, could take off her bikini-top while standing outside on a balcony and not be photographed.
While i do have some sympathy for the former argument, i do lean very much more towards the latter mainly because as a future Queen, the role comes with certain responsibilities and constraints and adjustments to your lifestyle must be made, one of which is you lose the right to stand topless on balconies.
All she had to do was keep her bikini top on but I imagine she'll have learned a very cruel lesson from all this, if you don't want to be photographed topless, don't stand around outside with your junk out for anyone with a telescopic lens to take a snap of you.
It is an invasion of privacy and Kate probably is feeling a bit sick about it all but the paparazzi are a way of life for people in her position as much as she may not like it, any pap would make a deal with the devil to get pictures like this, pictures that will make them tens of thousands and especially coming weeks after Prince Harry was splashed all over the internet with his bits on display.
What i am more worried about is the recent inability of our Royals to keep their clothes on and looming in the distance are some Prince Harry style photographs of Prince Phillip in High Definition.
For all our sakes, keep your husband away from the balcony after his bath ma'am.

7 comments:

david g said...

Well, there's no doubt abou-tit, Kate is a women with breasts.

She, in a moment of abandonment or simply trying to stay abreast of her times, took off her royal top and exposed her knockers proving to the world that she is much like 3.5 billion others females.

Had she taken off the bikini bottom, the same result would've been achieved with evidence of a Royal bush or thicket. Big deal!

Why is exposing a Royal tit regarded as such a scandal? If we 'nipple' around the edges of this furore, we'll surely find there's not much to see, just two milk bags which nature has provided for future babies who will suck them shapeless!

Tits and bits make the world go round even for Royals!

Nog said...

She was on a balcony? She couldn't possibly be that naive. Maybe it was on purpose...

Lucy said...

There are always a couple of Royal tits on display whenever Andrew or Edward are out and about david, this is just a few more.

Another thought that has been floated nog. Don't know what it is with our Royals that they are so quick to strip all the time. All that inbreeding perhaps?

Anonymous said...

i agree with d g on this one. what a shock she is female...

q

Cheezy said...

Pippa next. Looking forward to it.

PS: 'Kate Middleton' is an anagram for 'naked tit model'. For real.

Lucy said...

I hope it's Camilla next, let's see if Closer are so keen to publish them pictures.

Cheezy said...

I hope it isn't.