I am confident that one day someone will find that missing front page from the The Bible that says: 'All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental' but until they do we will just have to carry on being entertained by the people who consider it a real story.
People like Father Slawomir Kostrzewa who is warning parents that Lego is a 'tool of Satan' that could destroy their child's soul and 'lead them to the dark side'.
He is particularly concerned about the 'Zombie' series and cited research by New Zealand's University of Canterbury that Lego characters faces have become angrier over the years and he has an ally in the shape of Fox News who have joined in the LEGO pile-on by decrying it as anti-capitalist.
According to the Fair and Balanced Foz News, the LEGO movies antagonist is the head of a large business which forces a dangerous anti-capitalist message on America’s kids.
Damn those Commie movie makers, i'm going to boycott all movies from now on and spend more time in church so i am not scared about things coming back from the dead, as if that would ever happen.
Now Father Kostrzewa, tell me that Easter Story again, i'm a bit hazy on what happened the third day after the crucifixion?
2 comments:
The talking snake? Men created from dust?
But no talking snakes, bushes or donkeys?
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