Another academic year over and i have 6 weeks spread out in front of me with no work to drag myself to every morning so i have a few choices.
I could go out and do something constructive or i could ponce off abroad somewhere on holiday, drink cocktails by a swimming pool and talk to foreign people very loudly and very slowly in English so they understand.
Poncing off it is then and as i am away for most of August i have lined up some very special guest bloggers to keep the blog ticking over while i'm off doing the tourist thing and when i say special, i mean very special as in some of the biggest names in history including Kings and Queens, Presidents, legendary musicians and some of the greatest thinkers of our time.
What with them all being dead and some in the ground for centuries, i dread to think how the time has changed them but i have left them with instructions to write of their achievements and how they view them now and to water the umbrella plant.
If Boris Johnson hasn't sunk Great Britain by the end of August i will return ready to field the complaints that are bound to arise and clear up the mess that 30 long dead men and women leave on my computer chair.
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