Boris Cabinet Working Well

We can finally get to see the new cabinet and it contains four former members who Theresa May sacked for lying, leaking or in some cases both.
New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, was sacked for holding secret meetings with Benjamin Netanyahu about arms deals and denying it and Gavin Williamson was sacked for leaking details of a highly secret meeting and Dominic Cummings was recently found in contempt of parliament for lying about, and then refusing to explain his role in the Brexit campaign and we have Boris Johnson himself who lies like most people breathe, was relieved of his duties twice, sacked from The Times for fabricating an article and dismissed from the Tory Party for lying about an extra-marital affair.
As some of the of the prominent posts have not just gone to normal lying and leaking politicians, but to people who have been sacked for lying and leaking, you can guess what happened today after the first Cabinet meeting.
Despite being warned that they will be fired if any cabinet business is leaked to the press, the warning itself was immediately leaked to the Telegraph.
You can't make it up, or rather, as we have found out, they can and do and then leak it to the media.