Voters Go For Five More Years Of Boris

It amazes me that voters have looked at the state of the country, the crumbling NHS, the explosion of food banks and the homeless filling our town centres and have thought, 'you know what, i think the Conservatives have done a good job over the last nine years, i think i will give them another five' but that is exactly what they have done as Boris Johnson gets the green light to do what he wants until
2024.
This morning, Boris Johnson, Prime Minister and the nations foremost lying piece of crap, announced: 'I am humbled that you have put your trust in me' and bumbled something about Brexit getting done for Christmas but the rest was drowned out by the sound of my bowl of cornflakes bouncing off the TV set.
Now that they have secured a victory, the Tories can stop pretending to listening to people and go back to cutting benefits and ruining lives although the pound rose sharply on the news as did the shares in the US chlorine and medicine markets.
Another Tory, Michael Gove, announced that Britain’s Jews should never have to live in fear again although Britain’s Muslims, not so much.
As the Conservative manifesto wasn't enough to fill one side of A4 paper, we shouldn't expect too much from them but the Labour Party will be far too busy picking a new leader after a dishevelled looking Jeremy Corbyn said he would step down but would be helping to pick the new leader which feels a bit like asking Donald Trump to lend a hand picking the husband of the year winner.
The Leavers have got what they wanted, and it is an admirable trick to persuade voters that the holy mess the Tories caused over the last decade was not caused by them, either that or the voters who decided to give Boris the job were monumentally stupid.